Today my language teacher shared a typically earthy Indonesian gem:
Having a crush is like having to fart. If you hold it in, it hurts. But if you let it out, it's totally embarrassing.
It's actually been a week of fart jokes. Khadir told me this one a couple of days ago:
If a Dutch person farts, he says, "I beg your pardon." If an American farts he says. "Excuse me." If an Australian farts he says, "So sorry, mate." But if an Indonesian farts he says, "It wasn't me!!!"
I didn't make these up folks. Honest to goodness local fart humor.
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