The Joys of Village Living

Khadir and I were relaxing and chatting when we heard somebody in the neighborhood sneeze.  Khadir said, "Wait, there's more, when this guy sneezes it's never just once.  I bet he's going to sneeze seven to ten times."  We listened, and over the course of a minute, we counted him sneeze a total of eight times.  Khadir said, "Sometimes if he gets fed up he sneezes the last sneeze like this: 'Ah-suuuuuu!!!!'" which loosely translates into, "Ass-hooole."  I don't think I can recognize anyone's sneezes, except my Dad with his distinctive "Blee-ha."